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Extract from Pine Bluffs Gazette, 17 May 1956 Clark Arrested Again Yesterday local man Kent Clark was arrested for exposing himself in a public place. When asked by Deputy Sheriff Ruff Justice to explain his actions the accused was heard to reply that he was from the planet Krypton and at the time of his arrest was leaving a telephone booth having changed into Superman. He went on to explain that he was responding to a call from Mrs. Clancy to rescue her cat from a tree. Unfortunately Mr. Clark escaped custody whilst being transported to the County Medical Institute. Sheriff Lorne Auder has asked that members of the public keep an eye open for Mr. Clark, who is thought to be hiding in the vicinity of Pine Bluffs' station. Extract from Pine Bluffs Gazette, 21 July 1958 Kent Clark Arrested Again Pine Bluffs resident Kent Clark has been arrested once again for causing a disturbance, on this occasion outside of Shifters Drug store on Main Street. Regular readers of the Gazette will be familiar with Kent’s continuing attempts to emulate his hero Superman. However as Sheriff Auder put it so succinctly its not his wearing his underpants on the outside of his pyjamas people object to, it’s changing in Main Street that upsets the shoppers. |